Juan David

maradona: hey!  ronaldo!! could you stop being so arrogant and listen to me once?
Ronaldo: ok! but quickly because im taking my photographic time.
maradona: you know? i have been hearing that womans said you arn´t  strog in bed.
Ronaldo: oooohhh!!! buuuu!!! :'( i want my mommy.
Maradona: hahaha i always win!




Jack: thanks God! Now I can get off  this island with out elizabeth. they will know this as a prowess. and  I did it without a drop of rum.




Mr. Brown: well... ok my dear student Sophie, lets check your grades.
Sophie:  mmm ok mr Brown, but i think that everything is fine. i will pass the course without a problem.
Mr. Brown: I don´t think so honey, you have been skipping my classes, and your grades are not the best ones.
Sophie: Nooo! I mean yes, but its not my fault. I was so sick last week, and thats why i couldn´t assist to class. May I have some extra work?
Mr. Brown: I don´t know sweety. its supposed that i can´t do that. but let me think. could you be in my home at 8 pm?
Sophie: oh! off course. I will appreciate it a lot if you give me an extra work.



Cristine: aaaah!!!! stupid maths, I hate them. why it is happening to me! i know that i have a wheel face but i couldn´t understand everything!!!!






Clara: look marie my drawings are better than your´s. hahaha
Marie: its not true! i am doing a god job.
Clara: not marie you are not! you are an useless for this!!!
Marie: waaaa I will acknowledge you with my mom.











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The gap between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona has passed from 10 to 6 points, and Mourinho shows his worst face.

Two months ago we said that it seemed unthinkable that Real Madrid would not be champion. Now it has changed. Real Madrid have gone from happiness to fear. The first is conveyed by this cerote Mourinho with his approach.

But worst of Mourinho was not his tactical decisions. Villarreal's draw him into despair and decided to start his show. His assistant went to the street. Then it was Mourinho himself who did not finish the game . Both stress moved to the players, who became gladiators: Ramos and Ozil saw the red card. Pepe finished the game, but he insulted the referee in the tunnel. at the end, five expelled and a tie. All thanks to Mourinho.

The accounts of FC Barcelona win the league are clear: we must win everything between now and the end of the season including Real Madrid. And then wait for a fall from Real Madrid, with Osasuna, Atletico Madrid or Athletic.

Reporting for you, Juan David. from USFQ NEWS.

Bookstore:

Me: Hi pancracio, what aré you doing here? Pancracio: whats up mi nigga, Im looking for a book. Me: really? And what is it about? Pancracio: its a socratic book for autoconociminto, but Im in trouble couse its run out. Me: mmm, it happens a few time. But dont worry I already take that course. Pancracio: Oh thanks my brotha. So its called "Compendio de la sabiduría de la India" Me: oh God its so confused. Pancracio: i dont know but y leed it urgent cause I have an exam tomorrow. Me: well y will send you the copies. Pancracio: tanks. You save my life.